SIG SAUER P226 9MM LUGER (9x19 PARA)

Description:
Guns Listing ID: 708962



PISTOL: SIG SAUER MODEL P226, SERIAL NUMBER 47C043403, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 5

Notes:
ARE YOU TIRED OF LIGHTWEIGHT, PLASTIC POLYMER GUNS THAT FEEL LIKE COMPACT TELEVISION REMOTES IN YOUR HANDS? DO YOU WANT AN ABSOLUTELY REVERED, ANVIL-HEAVY CHUNK OF GERMAN-ENGINEERED ALLOY THAT ADDS INSTANT TACTICAL WEIGHT TO YOUR HIPS AND TELLS EVERYONE AT THE RANGE YOU EAT MEAT LOAF AND REMEMBER THE 1990S?



INTRODUCING THE SIG SAUER P226. IT IS THE OFFICIALLY DECREED CHOSEN SIDEARM OF NAVY SEALS, DEPUTY MARSHALS, AND EVERY RETIRED ACTION MOVIE HERO TO EVER WALK THE PLANET. THIS IS A SUBSTANTIAL HANDGUN BUILT OUT OF REAL METAL FOR GROWN ADULTS WHO LIKED IT WHEN OBJECTS HAD MECHANICAL DECENCY.



THE GOOD STUFF:



* THE ORIGINAL BOX: ALL HAIL THE ORIGINAL FACTORY HARD CASE! IT HAS SURVIVED YEARS OF STORAGE SHELF TRANSIT WITHOUT GETTING LOST OR CRUSHED IN A MOIST GARAGE SUB-BASEMENT.

* TWO TOTAL MAGAZINES: YOU GET TWICE THE DOUBLE-STACK HIGH-CAPACITY GOODNESS. ONE MAGAZINE COMFORTABLY IN THE MAGWELL, AND A SECOND COMPATIBLE SPARE RESERVED FOR FAST TACTICAL MANEUVERS OR SUDDEN GRAVITATIONAL IMBALANCES.

* DA/SA ACTION: THE FIRST TRIGGER PULL REQUIRES APX. FORTY-EIGHT POUNDS OF EXERTION SO YOU DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY FIRE IT OUT OF SHEER EXCITEMENT, BUT EVERY SINGLE PULL AFTER THAT IS AS SMOOTH AND CRISP AS A FRESHLY LAUNDERED SUIT OUT OF THE DRY CLEANER.



THE HONEST STUFF:



* LIGHT WEAR: IT SHOWS LIGHT SURFACE FRICTION AND GLIDE SCUFFS ALONG THE EDGES OF THE FRAME FINISH. CONGRATULATIONS, THIS MEANS THE PREVIOUS OWNER GAVE IT ACTUAL TACTICAL ATTENTION INSTEAD OF QUARANTINING IT BEHIND SILICA GEL PACKETS LIKE A SISSY COWARD.



THIS SLIDE-RACKING PIECE OF MID-SIZE PERFECTION IS BUILT LIKE A SWISS WATCH AND TOUGHER THAN A POLITICIAN‚S EX-WIFE. SECURE IT TODAY!

Manufacturer: SIG SAUER
Model: P226
Caliber Info: 9MM LUGER (9x19 PARA)
Condition: Used - Non-Certified
Barrels: 5" BARREL
Action: SEMI AUTOMATIC
Finish: Black (Matte)

Price: $899.99
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