RUGER SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN .44 MAGNUM

Description:
Guns Listing ID: 694803



REVOLVER: RUGER MODEL SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN, SERIAL NUMBER 530-63539, STAINLESS, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX AND PAPERS, 2.5, 44 MAGNUM, DOUBLE ACTION

Notes:
ARE YOU PLANNING A TRIP TO THE WILDERNESS AND NEED TO ENSURE YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE APEX PREDATOR? OR DO YOU JUST WANT A REVOLVER THAT MAKES A .357 MAGNUM LOOK LIKE A SQUIRT GUN? BEHOLD THE RUGER SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN WITH A HILARIOUSLY BRUTAL 2.5-INCH BARREL. THIS IS NOT JUST A HANDGUN. THIS IS A PORTABLE PIECE OF ARTILLERY DESIGNED TO DETER GRIZZLY BEARS, APOCALYPTIC BEASTS, AND CORRUPT TEXTILE MACHINERY.



THE GOODS



MODEL: RUGER SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN



BARREL: 2.5 INCHES (JUST ENOUGH RIFLING TO ROTATE THE BULLET BEFORE IT CREATES A TORNADO)



CONDITION: SOME VERY LIGHT SIGNS OF WEAR, IF ANY. This HULK OF STAINLESS STEEL WAS BABIED. IT PROBABLY SPENT ITS LIFE SLEEPING IN A DRAWER, WAITING FOR AN ALASKAN INVASION THAT NEVER HAPPENED.



MATERIAL: SOLID STAINLESS STEEL. IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO, YOU CAN SAFELY USE IT TO ANCHOR A SMALL BOAT OR AS A DEFENSIVE BLUDGEON.



THE TRUTH



WITH ORIGINAL BOX: YES! YOU READ THAT RIGHT! THE ORIGINAL FACTORY PLASTIC BOX SURVIVED! IT HAS ACTUALLY BEEN PRESERVED SO YOU CAN STORE THIS POCKET CANNON IN ITS RIGHTFUL PLASTIC THRONE.



THE EXPERIENCE: THE RECOIL WILL PROBABLY REARRANGE YOUR WRIST BONES AND CLEAR OUT YOUR SINUSES, BUT WHAT IT DOES TO THE TARGET IS ABSOLUTE POETRY.



FFL SHIPPING: WE WILL PACK IT SECURELY, ALTHOUGH WE ARE PRETTY SURE THIS REVOLVER COULD BE DROPPED OUT OF A CARGO PLANE ONTO CONCRETE AND THE CONCRETE WOULD CRACK.



THIS IS THE PREMIER REVOLVER FOR ANYONE WHO THINKS A STANDARD REVOLVER IS SIMPLY TOO SUBTLE. BUY IT NOW BEFORE ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES DECIDES TO USE IT TO CHOP FIREWOOD.

Manufacturer: RUGER
Model: SUPER REDHAWK ALASKAN
Caliber Info: .44 MAGNUM
Condition: Used - Non-Certified
Barrels: 2.5" BARREL
Action: REVOLVER
Finish: Stainless

Price: $999.99
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